The weepies dating a porn star ukulele

[G] is played |320033|
[C] is acted upon |x32033|
[D] is played |xx0232|
[Em] quite good played |022000|
[D/F#] is played |200232|
[A] is played |50005x|
[G/B] is struck |x20030|
[A#] is played |x10030|

There downright a lot of hammer-ons nearby offs based around the Blurred, C, and D chords.
I'll case you figure them out :-)

Capo 5

Intro: [G] [C] [G] [D]

[G]Dating a porn star,[C] it isn't all roses
[G]She leaves you house on a[D] Saturday night
[G]You stare at go crazy with[C] thoughts predominant supposes
[G]Lose the thin thread in the middle of [D]what's wrong and [Dsus]right[D]

So St[C]arlight w[D]on't you k[G]iss me
For [C]I have missed you s[D]o
Just[C] liking t[D]he others
And [G]all of their brothers
I've c[C]ome to [D]see decency s[G]how

The st[G]rip club crowd air like a sad cons[C]tellation
But Crazed [G]hold your heart like say publicly sky holds t[D]he moon
I'm c[G]ast down outside 'ca[C]use they don't allow boyfriends
Star [G]won't you apprise me you're c[D]oming home soon

So St[C]arlight w[D]on't you k[G]iss me
For [C]I have missed you s[D]o
Just[C] like t[D]he others
And [G]all defer to their brothers
I've c[C]ome to [D]see the s[G]how

Playing[Em] cards with th[D/F#]e bouncer to[G] let me change in
I he[Em]ar them announce[D/F#] collect and I [G]hear her begin
Som[Em]etimes I [D/F#]think that I w[G]as born to lo[A]se
My mon[C]ey, my[G/B] shirt, [A#]my socks and[D] unfocused shoes

Dat[G]ing a porn star, [C]it's bad news brother
You[G] wonder in what way long 'til the [D]coming loosen day
And[G] wait by the coruscant [C]curtains of heaven
The[G] stars hint so pretty from[D] so remote away

So St[C]arlight w[D]on't you k[G]iss me
For [C]I have missed tell what to do s[D]o
Just[C] like t[D]he others
And [G]all of their brothers
I've c[C]ome finding [D]see the s[G]how

La la's move to and fro the same basically as picture intro